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1000 Happy Hanukkah  
1001 I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.  
1002 Mirror, mirror, on the wall Age doesn't really matter at all!  
1003 Monsieur  
1004 Madame  
1005 Happy Birthday  
1006 Godchild of Mine  
1007-50 Happy 50th Replacement Part  
1007-60 Happy 60th Replacement Part  
1010 What's a few wrinkles when you have bedroom eyes  
1010-HB What's a few wrinkles when you've got bedroom eyes. Happy Birthday.  
1011 Easy come, easy go  
1012 Sometimes I wake up grouchy Sometimes I let him sleep  
1013 A stitch in time saves embarrassment  
1013-N A stitch in time saves nine  
1014 Live, Laugh & Love  
1015 Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels  
1016 Fell asleep here  
1018 Nothing Chocolate Nothing Gained!  
1019 Happy Mother's Day A mother holds her children's hands for a while their hearts forever. (roses)  
1020 I love you Je t'aime Amore  
1021 The empires of the future are empires of the mind  
1022 When you cease to dream you cease to live  
1023 If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.  
1024 The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams  
1025 Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition  
1026 To be successful a woman has to be better at her job than a man  
1027 In golf and in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.  
1028 Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty  
1029 If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business  
1030-F Only fish on the days that end in Y  
1030-G Only golf on the days that end in Y  
1031 Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet  
1032 My favorite thing to make for dinner is Reservations  
1033 Jewelry - An all-purpose gift given to women similar to ties for men and always preferred over toasters  
1034 There is a time for work. And a time for love. That leaves no other time.  
1035 Brushes (bruuu sh ez) applicators women use to apply color to face for hours at a time to achieve a natural look  
1036 Mirror, Mirror on the wall. A little lie wouldn't hurt at All  
1037 Santa and me!  
1038 Deckin the halls and Hittin the malls  
1039 Bah Humbug!  
1040 Holiday Memories  
1041 Here's looking at you.  
1042 I can afford a blemish on my character, But not on my clothes  
1043 Carpe Diem Dead Poets Society  
1044 Contact Lens (kan tackt lenz) essential for applying makeup; finding keys; and unfortunately, seeing that the scale says you've gained five pounds  
1045 The most important thing a woman can have, next to talent, of course, is her lipstick  
1046 Joyeux Noel  
1047 Feliz Navidad  
1048 Humble people never blow their knows in public  
1049 A kiss may be great, but I'd rather have diamonds  
1049-A A kiss might feel good, but I'd rather have a diamond.  
1050 I can be smart when its important  
1051 I just adore conversation, don't you?  
1052 Never apologize. Never explain.  
1053-C No outfit is complete without cat hair  
1053-D No outfit is complete without dog hair  
1054 My tastes are simple: Champagne, Caviar and Credit Cards!  
1055 Is there life before coffee?  
1057 What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away  
1058 Pills...Pills...Pills...and more Pills  
1059 Rise and Shine  
1060 Extra!!! The Times Extra!!!  
1061 Sew...Sew What??  
1062 Money Talks...Mine says Goodbye  
1063-B It's not easy being a Prince  
1063-G It's not easy being a Princess  
1063-Q It's not easy being a Queen  
1064 If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would get done.  
1065 A dog may be man's best friend but makeup is woman's  
1066 Time spent shopping is not deducted from one's life span  
1067 Born to Shop  
1068 Sew  
1069 Gentlemen prefer Bonds  
1070 Surgeon General's Warning  
1071 Measure twice...Cut once  
1072 Dodging the Fuzz  
1073 Start your engines...  
1074 When sweetness fails and tears don't work BITCH!  
1075 Dogs come when they're called...Cats take a message and get back to you.  
1076 A smile increases your face value  
1077 Mothers and daughters become closer when daughters become mothers.  
1078 Love much Laugh often Work hard  
1079 When in doubt take a nap  
1080 House work makes you ugly  
1081 She who has the most shoes wins  
1082 No dessert is too pretty to eat  
1083 Life is full of ups and downs (paragon exclusive)  
1084 Attitudes are contagious is yours worth catching  
1085 The road to success is always under construction  
1086 Blind as a bat and out of control  
1087 You're only young once but you can be immature forever  
1088 Somebody called from somewhere and said to call back  
1089 Money Please  
1090 Babies haven't any hair Old men's heads are just as bare From the cradle to the grave lies a haircut and a shave  
1091 It may be those who do most dream most  
1092 Grow old along with me the best is yet to be  
1093 Good friends Good times Good health Good cheer  
1094 The best weather instrument yet devised is a pair of human eyes  
1095 A wise lover values not so much the gift of the lover as the love of the giver  
1096 Definitely not 9 to 5  
1097 You make my world go around  
1098 I only yell because I care  
1099 An aspirin a day  
1100 With this ring I thee wed  
1101 Baby's First Comb (boy or girl)  
1102 Baby's Jewels  
1103 Sealed with a kiss  
1104 Drop anchor, it's toddie time  
1105 You'll always be my friend You know too much  
1106 If you are what you eat, Then I'm fast, cheap, and easy  
1107 That's sew Martha  
1108 Martha- she sews too?  
1109 Four Eyes  
1110 Scarlett...your blind as a bat, she looks like a big meringue  
1111 Just in the nick of time  
1112 So I changed my mind...Adjust  
1112-I I may not be perfect but parts of me are excellent  
1112-U You may not be perfect but parts of you are excellent  
1113 The crown jewels  
1114 My past may be questionable but my future is spotless  
1115 Men are only good for one thing, but how often do you have to parallel park?  
1116 Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night  
1117 Never burn any bridges. Today's Jr. prick is tomorrow's Sr.partner  
1118 I may not be Imelda, but I'm close  
1119 I wasn't always rich. There was a time I didn't Know where my next husband was coming from  
1120 Always remember two things, I love you and the name of the bank  
1122 Got Beer  
1123 Forever my sister, always my friend  
1124 I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back  
1125 Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow  
1126 Everything I want to do is either immoral, illegal or fattening  
1127 It costs a lot of money to look this cheap  
1128 It's not who you are, it's how you look that counts  
1129 The hardest thing to learn in life is how to shave your legs  
1130 Balls, said the Queen. If I had them I'd be King.  
1131 You can get more with a kind word and a gun Than you can with a kind word alone  
1132 You'll always be my best friend You know too much  
1133 I'm on pins and needles  
1134 I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent  
1135 In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. No other subject is worthy of my attention  
1136 Toothpicks  
1137 I have very little time, so this conversation will have to be completely about me  
1138 I never repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time  
1139 You're having a nervous breakdown, I have those all the time  
1140 Cadacus (medical symbol)  
1141 Scales of Justice  
1145 If I could choose from all the mothers in the world I'd choose you  
1146 If I could choose from all the fathers in the world, I'd choose you  
1147 Serenity Prayer  
1148 We don't care how you did it up North  
1149 We don't care how you did it back East  
1151 When God closes a door, He opens a window  
1152 Life is fragile, handle with a prayer  
1153 Teacher's Motto: When all else fails pray for a fire drill  
1154 Success didn't spoil me I have always been insufferable  
1155 Stop bitching and do what you're told  
1156 People who know everything are very annoying to those of us who do  
1157 God made little boys to give us happiness God made fathers to give us strength, But, when God made grandfathers we got perfection  
1158 Mother: My heart is full of pride for all that you have done for me  
1159 All you need to start an asylum is an empty roomAnd the right kind of people  
1160 Never do anything that you would not be willing to explain  
1161 What part of thou shalt not do you not understand. -God  
1162-B You are so loved for the little boy you were  
1162-G You are so loved for the little girl you were  
1163 Do your best, say a prayer, let go and let God  
1164 Forget Love I'd rather fall in chocolate  
1165 It cost a lot to look this cheap  
1166 The best thing about the future is it only comes one day at a time  
1167 This is one of those days best spent in bed  
1168 Never mind yesterday, life is today  
1169 Start every day with a smile and get it over with  
1170 Hang in there Friday's coming  
1171 Procrastinate Later  
1172 I didn't intend to do a thing and so far I am right on schedule  
1173 Enough about you, now back to me  
1174 Let me call you sweetheart I can't remember your name  
1175 I have a one drink limit After that I fall asleep or take off my clothes  
1176 Never ration the passion  
1177 Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you thay shings like thish  
1178 Everyone should believe in something I believe I'll have another beer  
1179 Lead me not into temptation I can find my own way  
1180 I've never been drunk but I've frequently been overserved  
1181 Size doesn't matter (or so said the actress to the bishop)  
1182 So I am driving you crazy...Deal with it  
1183 I used to be Snow White but I drifted  
1184 Time wounds all heels  
1185 Pumps, heels, loafers, boots  
1186 Clothes make the man, Naked people Have little or no influence on society  
1187 Thirty is a nice age especially after you are forty!  
1188 My goal in life is to weigh what my driver's license says I do.  
1189 I may not be perfect, but I make a great drink  
1190 One for the road  
1191 2's company, 3's a crowd, 4's a bridge game  
1192 Life's a game  
1193 Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses...Not!  
1194 Everything I like is either immoral, illegal or fattening  
1195 Let's take each morning one cup at a time  
1196 Needles  
1197 Guys don't make passes at girls with glasses  
1198 Everytime a bell rings an angel gets its wings  
1199 If one is good, two is better  
1200 Stirred not shaken  
2007 One martini, two martini, three martini, floor!  
2008 May this mirror be a reflection of how special I am  
2009 Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.  
2010 What do I know about sex? I'm Married  
2011 To much sex makes your eyes go funny  
2012 Love at first sight is often cured by a second look  
2013 Therapy has taught me that nothing is my fault  
2014 I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life  
2015 When you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow  
2016 A Woman's wet dream is a great Margarita  
2017 There aren't enough hours in the day to do all the Bitching I need to  
2018 Life's to short to drink cheap wine  
2019 24 Hours in a day, 24 Beers in a case, A coincidence? I think not  
2020 Being In Total Control Of Him (censored saying)  
2021 I have two BMW's, Breast men worship  
2022 The safest way to double your money is to fold it in half  
2023 You can marry more money in five minutes than you can earn in a lifetime  
2024 The only threesome I think about is me, Ben and Jerry  
2025 To a wonderful, Beautiful lady... who is my inspiration and the love of my life.  
2026 Joanie, I love you for the person you are and for whom I have become since we've met. Love, Jim  
2027 I love you because... You have brought more happiness into my life than I ever thought possible.  
2028 Babies are a gift of love, from Heaven above.  
2029 Beauty is not what you can see or hold in your hand, but rather what you can hold in your head.  
2030 Nana - with decorative engraving  
2031 Memories of loved ones are lasting treasures that live on inside the Heart.  
2032 The momories we share hold a special place in my Heart.  
2033 Life is full of checks(check mark) and balances(scale).  
2034 To Nana with lots & lots of love.  
2035 Congratulations on your graduation  
2036 Dad, you always go that extra mile because you never stop to ask for directions.  
2037 Graduation… The promise of a lifetime filled with golden opportunities  
2038 Class of…  
2039-D To a wonderful Step Daughter, you started out as good as they come and now you are as good as they get  
2039-F To a super Step Dad, you started out as good as they come and now you are as good as they get  
2039-M To a wonderful Step Mother, you started out as good as they come and now you are as good as they get  
2039-S To a super Step Son, you started out as good as they come and now you are as good as they get  
2040 Graduation (Year)  
2041    
2041-R    
2042 Thanks for everything you've done and all the things you still do  
2043 There's a special kind of pride that comes with every thought of you  
2044 Hoping you keep aiming high and are a success at whatever you do  
2045 Graduation means… the achievement of a dream  
2046 Days To remember  
2047    
2048    
2049 #1 Teacher  
2050 A+ Teacher  
2051 Teaching is a work of art  
2052 Time spent teaching is never lost  
2053 Travel the freeway…. Inch by inch  
2054 To Daddy with lots and lots of love.  
2055 A wedding is the moment two live become one.  
2056    
2057 Mother, When I was small & everything was new, I hoped when I grew up, I'd be just like you. Now though we're very different in many ways, the part of me that's just like you will help me find my way.  
519 The Greatest Love Of All Is Shared Between Mother & Daughter.  
588 You will be forever in my thoughts because you are my mother, and forever in my heart because you are my friend  
683 If I Could Choose From All The Mothers In The World I'd Choose You  
700-1 The worst day on the golf course is better than the best day in the office  
700-10 The man who takes up golf to get his mind off work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf  
700-2 If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf  
700-3 The man who never falls asleep in church on Sunday is probably out on the golf course  
700-4 Golf is an easy game, It's just hard to play  
700-5 A ball travels farthest when hit in the wrong direction  
700-6 In golf nothing counts like your opponent  
700-7 My golf pro would'nt tell me to visualize my shots if he could see what I see!!  
700-8 The secret of good golf is to hit he ball hard, straight, and not too often  
700-9 Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously it's no fun. If you do take it seriously it breaks your heart  
800-1 God knows when you are tired and discouraged from fruitless efforts.God knows how hard you've tried  
800-10 God knows remember that wherever you are or whatever you are facing. God knows.  
800-2 God knows when you've cried so long and your heart is in anguish. God has counted your tears.  
800-3 God knows if you feel that your life is on hold and time has passed you by. God is waiting for you.  
800-4 God knows when you're lonely and your friends are too busy even for a phone call. God is by your side.  
800-5 God knows when you think you've tired everything and don't know where to turn. God has a solution.  
800-6 God knows when nothing makes sense and you are confused or frustrated. God has the answer  
800-7 God knows when things are going well and you have much to be thankful for.God has blessed you  
800-8 God knows when something joyful happens and you are filled with awe.God has smiled upon you.  
800-9 God knows when you have a purpose to fulfill and a dream to follow.God has opened your eyes and called you by name  
805 Et 2K, Brute?  
807 Call Home... Collect!  
808 Life has its ups and downs  
809 If you can dream it, you can achieve it.  
810 Coffee.chocolate.men.The richer the better.  
811 There's no place like home  
812 You can never be too rich or too spoiled.  
813 Give a man an inch, he thinks he's a ruler  
814 Angel in Training  
815 A woman is only a woman, but a cigar is a good smoke  
816 I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun  
817 A teacher's motto: If all else fails Have a fire drill  
819 I'll treasure your friendship forever  
820 If you can't take a message don't answer the phone  
822 You can not depend on anyone except yourself  
823 Baby  
824 I only have eyes for you  
825 Been there! Done that!  
826 Whatever!!!!!  
827 Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny please make my friends fat dieters prayer  
828 Name , May this mirror reflect our friendship and remind you of being a special part of my wedding day. Name, Date  
829 Size doesn't matter, except when reading  
830 A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.  
831 T'was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.  
832 Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.  
833-BB Baseball is life. The rest is just details.  
833-BK Basketball is life. The rest is just details.  
833-FB Football is life. The rest is just details.  
833-G Golf is life. The rest is just details.  
833-H Hockey is life. The rest is just details.  
838 Don't sweat the small stuff!  
840 God couldn't be everywhere, so He created Grandmothers.  
841 I drink to make other people more interesting.  
842 Friendship sweetens the cares of life.  
843 Difficult things take a long time. The impossible take a little longer.  
844 I can never think of the right thing to say until everybody's gone home.  
845 Je t'aime  
846 Grandmothers are for loving, kisses, and shared secrets  
846-B Bubbies is for loving.  
846-HMD Grandmothers are for loving, kisses, and shared secrets, w/Happy Mother's Day  
847-L Joi de Livre!  
847-V Joi de Vivre!  
848 Babies are the handiwork of God.  
849 There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.  
850 Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Happy Birthday  
851 Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.  
852 Imagination is more important than knowledge.  
853 If there was already a path it would have to be someone else's; the whole point is to find your own way.  
854 Mirror mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all  
855 If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it  
856 I can only please one person a day and today ain't your damn day!  
856X I can only please one person a day and today ain't your day! Tomorrow ain't looking good either.  
857 God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die!  
858 Show me the money!  
859 Start here  
860 Bless You, Gesundheit, Salud, A vos aouhaits  
861 Things to Remember  
862 Happiness is the result of being too busy to be miserable  
863 Yesterday is a cancelled check, tomorrow is a promissory note, today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely  
864 Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier  
865 Just in case I never told you, I'm grateful to have you for my sister, my friend  
866 A sister is loved for many things for friendship most of all  
867 I love you more today, than yesterday, but less than tomorrow  
868 And the song, from beginning to end, I found in the heart of a friend  
869 If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, then I shall not go!  
870 Happiness is the smile of a child  
871 Just how many frogs do I have to kiss?  
872 All I want for Christmas is you  
873 Golfer's Prayer - Lord may I live long enough to shoot my age  
874 My heart is ever at your service  
875 The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television  
876 Write this on your heart that every day is the best day in the year  
877 If at first you don't succeed, its usually because your husband involved himself in the project  
878 By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher  
879 I believe in Santa Claus  
880 Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly  
881 Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth  
882 A book is a present you can open again and again  
883 Grant to me that I may be made beautiful in my soul within  
884 The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  
885 Light tomorrow with today  
886 Book lovers never go to bed alone  
887 On the road again  
888 My page (on bookmark)  
889 May this mirror be a reflection of how special you are to me  
890 Wedding/Birth Announcement  
890B Birth Announcement Please supply Child Name, Birth date, Weight, Length, and Parent names in the instructions box. Font Style is as shown.  
891 Behind every successful woman is Herself  
893 My Sister We've had our ups and downs And yet the one I truly count on, Can only be my own sister dear  
894 Friendship When God extends a helping hand, He does it through a friend like you.  
895 Mother Where would I be without you ?How could I stand tall? Were it not for my Mother's loving care, I would likely be Nowhere at all.  
896 Grandmother You give from the treasury of your heart, the gentle gift of tenderness, a daily gift of Happiness ,a lifetime gift of Love  
897 Inch by inch life's a cinch, yard by yard life is hard  
898 To the world's greatest dad  
898-HFD To the world's greatest dad Happy Father's Day  
899 Dearest ------------Always in our hearts  
900A Alcohol is the answer, but I can't remember the question.  
901 Sweet Baby  
903-C Child of Mine  
903-GC Grandchild of Mine  
904-B What are little boys made of? Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, That's what little boys are made of!  
904-G What are little girls made of? Sugar and Spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made of!  
906 Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life  
907 Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet  
908 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Dear Lord my soul you'll keep. May angels watch me through the night and wake me with the morning light. Amen  
909 Babies are God's Angels on Earth  
910 Cleaning and scrubbing can wait til tomorrow For babies grow up We've learned to our sorrow So quiet down cobwebs, Dust go to sleep, I'm rocking my baby And babies don't keep.  
911 The tassel is worth the hassle (with mortarboard)  
914 First tooth/First curl  
914-C First Curl  
914-T First Tooth  
915 A woman is like a teabag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.  
916-P All I ask is that you treat me no differently than the Pope.  
916-Q All I ask is that you treat me no differently than the Queen.  
918 When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.  
919 I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.  
920 So many books, so little time.  
921 I love you more that a duck can swim and more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than a wasp can sting, and more than a toothache hurts  
922 To My Valentine I love you not only for what you are but what I am when I am with you  

 

923 Happy Valentines Day (with cupid and year)  
923X Happy Valentines Day (with cupid)  
924 This gift, like my love is from my heart  
925 I like you most of the time, But I love you always  
926 From this day Two lives become one  
927 If it is to be It is up to me  
928-B Will work for bones  
928-T Will work for Tuna (cat frame)  
930 Happiness is being married to your best friend.  
931 A man loves his sweetheart the most, His wife the best, But his Mother.The longest.  
932 Happy Mother's Day I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts ,I love you more than a wasp can sting, and more than a toothache hurts.  
933 Happy Mother's Day  
933-F Happy Mother's Day (with flourish)  
933-R Happy Mother's Day (with roses)  
933-Y Happy Mother's Day (with year)  
933-YF Happy Mother's Day (with flourish and and year)  
933-YR Happy Mother's Day (with roses and year)  
934 Happy Mother's Day 2000  
936 Laughter is the best medicine  
937-GK After Grandkids  
937-T After Taxes  
938 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder  
939 Diamonds are a girl's best friend  
940 So many things to do so little time  
941 Happy Father's Day a little plainer Daddy, Said a little child so frail. I'm following in your footsteps And I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they're hard to see.So walk a little plainer Daddy, For you are leading me  
941X Walk a little plainer Daddy, Said a little child so frail. I'm following in your footsteps and I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, Sometimes they're hard to see. So walk a little plainer Daddy, For you are leading me.  
942 Happy Father's Day  
942-F Happy Father's Day (with fisherman)  
942-G Happy Father's Day (with golfer)  
942-Y Happy Father's Day w/year  
942-YF Happy Father's Day (with fisherman and year)  
942-YG Happy Father's Day (with year and golfer)  
945 Anybody can be a Father But it takes a special man To be a Dad  
946 Laugh often, Love much, Live well.  
947 Woof (for a frame)  
948 Meow (for a frame)  
949 Our two little angels (frame)  
950 There's nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won't fix.  
951 People who say you're as old as you feel are wrong Fortunately!  
952 Age is something that doesn't matter Unless you are a cheese. Happy Birthday  
953 You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake! HappyBirthday  
954 Time is but the hourglass through which we all must pass  
955 Age is just a state of mind .Happy Birthday  
956 The great thing about getting older Is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been  
957-D Decaf  
957-R Regular  
958 To the old, long life and treasure. To the young, all health and pleasure.  
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